[Intro]
Am

[Chorus]
 Dm C Dm Am
Saturday afternoon
 Dm C Dm Am
Saturday afternoon

[Verse]
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As Evel Knievel, Catweazle's false teeth
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fly out of the telly and land at my feet

[Chorus]
Dm Am
Mother, what's for tea.
Dm Am
Liver sausage sandwich and cheese

[Verse]
 F A/E F A/E
The fighting on the terraces starting at two
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There's a tag team in the corner of our front room

[Chorus]
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon

[Instrumental]
F A/E F A/E F A/E F A/E

[Chorus]
Dm Am
Mother, what's for tea.
Dm Am
Liver sausage sandwich for tea

[Verse]
 F A/E F A/E
Rollerball Rocco got kicked at the pub
 F A/E F A/E
Don't let him in dad, he'll steal all our grub.

[Chorus]
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon
 Dm Am
Saturday afternoon

[Outro]
Dm Am
Dm Am
Dm Am
Dm Am
Dm